my childhood.

Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!

teapayne:

I googled “snakes wearing hats” and…

kanyewesticle:

today when i was walking home an actual woman was watering her actual car with an actual watering can

michaelswaney:

SHARY BOYLE, BEAST (HIGHLAND SERIES), 2007

i think this might be photoshopped

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snookidoughicecream:

having real life friends and internet friends

clavid:

OH MY GOD

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